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What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.
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How do you know when a chicken is evil?
It lays deviled eggs
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What kind of food should you pack when going to the beach?
A sandwich.
I asked dad if he could make me a burger. He replied by saying,
"Wallah! You're a burger!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger goes back to Austria for his Easter Break.
When he returns to California his friend says to him, "Arnie, I hear you went back home to Austria for Easter. How was it? To which Arnie replied [in Arnie voice]: "Oh it was terrible! My father, he ruined the Easter Egg hunt, he put all of the eggs in awful places and nobody could find any eggs and quite generally we all had an awful day." His colleague then says, "Oh Arnie that's no good at all, I'm sorry to hear! Does that mean you don't love easter anymore?" Arnie [Very important to read in Arnie voice]: "Oh no of course not - I still love Easter, baby."
What did the banana say to the boy?
Nothing, bananas can't talk!