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How do you know when a chicken is evil?
It lays deviled eggs
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Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is.
What made the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
What do you call cheese that's not yours.
Nacho cheese 🧀🧀
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, "Give me a beer before the problems start!"
The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!"
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was
in tiers.