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An Italian businessman goes to Indonesia for a business trip. He hates Indonesian food, so he asked the concierge in his hotel, "Is there any restaurant where I can find Italian food here?" The concierge says, "You're lucky sir, a new pizza restaurant just opened and they deliver." The businessman asks for the restaurant's number, goes back to his room, and orders the pizza.
30 minutes later, the delivery person shows up with the pizza. He takes the pizza and eats it. Suddenly he's sneezing uncontrollably and shouting to the delivery person, "What did you put on this pizza?!" The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put exactly what you ordered on the phone, sir. It's pepper only"
What did one plate whisper to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.
I asked dad if he could make me a burger. He replied by saying,
"Wallah! You're a burger!"
What do cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me?
What kind of car does an egg drive?
A yolkswagen.