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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A yolkswagen.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
My wife left me because I am insecure.
No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee.
What do you say when a chicken is looking at salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
What did the computer do for his lunch break
Had a byte.
Why did the banana go to to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What made the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.