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Why did the banana go to to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, "Give me a beer before the problems start!"
The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!"
Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Sundae school.
What's the best day to eat bacon?
Fryday.
How do you know when a chicken is evil?
It lays deviled eggs
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!