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What's the best day to eat bacon?
Fryday.
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What do cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
An Italian businessman goes to Indonesia for a business trip. He hates Indonesian food, so he asked the concierge in his hotel, "Is there any restaurant where I can find Italian food here?" The concierge says, "You're lucky sir, a new pizza restaurant just opened and they deliver." The businessman asks for the restaurant's number, goes back to his room, and orders the pizza.
30 minutes later, the delivery person shows up with the pizza. He takes the pizza and eats it. Suddenly he's sneezing uncontrollably and shouting to the delivery person, "What did you put on this pizza?!" The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put exactly what you ordered on the phone, sir. It's pepper only"
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a chicken with salad in his eyes?
Chicken Cesar Salad 🐓 🥗
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Nahhh, it's too cheesy!