Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!What does the dad diet consist of? All of the foods his kids can't finish.Why can't you tell a taco a secret? They tend to spill the beans!Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!" 🥛Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!Try the seafood diet— you see food, then you eat it.