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you see food, then you eat it.
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Nacho cheese 🧀🧀
What did one plate whisper to the other plate?
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What did the skillet eat on its birthday?
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My wife left me because I am insecure.
No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee.
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What do you call a chicken with salad in his eyes?
Chicken Cesar Salad 🐓 🥗