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What made the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
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What do you call cheese that's not yours.
Nacho cheese 🧀🧀
An Italian businessman goes to Indonesia for a business trip. He hates Indonesian food, so he asked the concierge in his hotel, "Is there any restaurant where I can find Italian food here?" The concierge says, "You're lucky sir, a new pizza restaurant just opened and they deliver." The businessman asks for the restaurant's number, goes back to his room, and orders the pizza.
30 minutes later, the delivery person shows up with the pizza. He takes the pizza and eats it. Suddenly he's sneezing uncontrollably and shouting to the delivery person, "What did you put on this pizza?!" The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put exactly what you ordered on the phone, sir. It's pepper only"
Where do you learn to make a banana split?
Sundae school.
How do mice floss their teeth?
With string cheese.
If you see a burglary at an Apple store
You become an iWitness
Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?
It was pasta bedtime 🍝💤