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Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?
It was pasta bedtime 🍝💤
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A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!" He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, "Give me a beer before the problems start!"
The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Now the problems start!"
Why can't you tell a taco a secret?
They tend to spill the beans!
I asked dad if he could make me a burger. He replied by saying,
"Wallah! You're a burger!"
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why was the gossip disliked at the coffee shop?
She always spilled the tea
Did you hear about the chef who died?
He pasta-way.