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What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
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What do you say when a chicken is looking at salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
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Nothing—they fast
Why did the birds attack the dog?
He was pure bread.
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Nothing, bananas can't talk!
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She always spilled the tea
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