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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing—they fast
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What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me?
The wedding was so beautiful.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?
It was pasta bedtime 🍝💤
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Nahhh, it's too cheesy!
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!