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Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day?
It was loaf at first sight
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Halloumi!
What kind of car does an egg drive?
A yolkswagen.
Why did the birds attack the dog?
He was pure bread.
What do you say when a chicken is looking at salad?
Chicken sees a salad.