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Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
What kind of food should you pack when going to the beach?
A sandwich.
Why was the gossip disliked at the coffee shop?
She always spilled the tea
What do you say when a chicken is looking at salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
What do computers eat for a snack?
Microchips.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.