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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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"I don't want to share."
A Jewish son tells his father he is moving out. A year later, he tells his father he converted to Christianity.
The father calls his friend and learns his son also converted. Both call the rabbi, who says his son also converted! They call God, who replies, 'You won’t believe this...'
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Why is the accountant also good at being a parent?
Having kids is taxing!
It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke" if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.