A Jewish son tells his father he is moving out. A year later, he tells his father he converted to Christianity.

The father calls his friend and learns his son also converted. Both call the rabbi, who says his son also converted! They call God, who replies, 'You won’t believe this...'

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I always have a take on everything. My wife calls my explanations dadsplaining.Me to my daughter: I know everything. Daughter: Oh yeah, prove it! Me: I will later. *Later* Daughter: Dad can I have *friend's name* over? Me: No. Daughter: Why not? Me: Because I KNOW everything. If looks could kill, I'd be a ghost.It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke" if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? "Bison!"What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!Being a parent means never having a moment to yourself— even in the bathroom.