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Being a parent means never having a moment to yourself—
even in the bathroom.
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When does a joke turn into a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Dad can you put my shoes on?
No I don’t think they will fit me 👟
Are my kids perfect?
No, but we can blame mom for that one!
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying?
You rocket.
I always have a take on everything.
My wife calls my explanations dadsplaining.