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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
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I was gutted when my wife told me my 6-year-old son wasn't actually mine.
She then said, 'You need to pay more attention at school pick up.'
Today, my son asked, 'Can I have a bookmark?'
I burst into tears. Eleven years old, and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Are my kids perfect?
No, but we can blame mom for that one!
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they golfing?
In case they get a hole-in-one!
Why do dad feel the need to tell such bad jokes?
We just want to help you become a groan up.
What's it like to have the best son in the world?
You'll have to ask grandpa!