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Are my kids perfect?
No, but we can blame mom for that one!
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What's it like to have the best son in the world?
You'll have to ask grandpa!
My kids should have been born in a different decade because
it's cheaper by the dozen.
My wife just completed a 40-week body-building program this morning.
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12oz.
What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school?
"Bison."
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Being a parent means never having a moment to yourself—
even in the bathroom.