How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying?

You rocket.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

My wife asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' to her I said, 'Maybe...'How many dads does it take to get you to clean your room? One, but it takes 18 years!Today my son asked can I have a book Mark. I totally burst into tears, he's 11 years old and still doesn't know my names Brian 🤣My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!My wife and I took a 1000-mile road trip to see our family. My uncle asked if we took turns driving on the way up. I replied, 'Yeah. It was too hard to get here in a straight line.'I always have a take on everything. My wife calls my explanations dadsplaining.