My wife and I took a 1000-mile road trip to see our family. My uncle asked if we took turns driving on the way up.

I replied, 'Yeah. It was too hard to get here in a straight line.'

More dad jokes you'll groan at

Today my son asked can I have a book Mark. I totally burst into tears, he's 11 years old and still doesn't know my names Brian 🤣Why did Dad burn the Hawaiian Pizza? He should have used Aloha temperatureMy son asked me to put his shoes on But I don't think they'll fit meWhat's a karate kids favourite drink? Waataaaaaaa!Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they golfing? In case they get a hole-in-one!How many dads does it take to get you to clean your room? One, but it takes 18 years!