How many dads does it take to get you to clean your room?

One, but it takes 18 years!

More dad jokes you'll groan at

I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deckI told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.We have the perfect dad-son relationship. You're my son, and I'm perfect!What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately, yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!