← Back to all jokes
/
family
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards?
His kid asked him to sit on the deck
Copy
Share
More dad jokes you'll groan at
What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school?
"Bison."
My wife and I took a 1000-mile road trip to see our family. My uncle asked if we took turns driving on the way up.
I replied, 'Yeah. It was too hard to get here in a straight line.'
Why did the kid stock up on yeast?
He wanted to make some dough.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf?
In case they get a hole in one.
What's it like to have the best son in the world?
You'll have to ask grandpa!
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.