I haven't spoken to my wife in four years.

I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!

More dad jokes you'll groan at

Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan upMy wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 upWhy was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deckWhy was the little cookie sad? His mother was a wafer so long.What's it like to have the best son in the world? You'll have to ask grandpa!I love all my children the same. Except for the one that sleeps… I love that one more.