Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes?

They just want to help you become a groan up

More dad jokes you'll groan at

Dad can you put my shoes on? No I don’t think they will fit me 👟Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.My wife just completed a 40-week body-building program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12oz.Being a parent means never having a moment to yourself— even in the bathroom.What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school? "Bison."What does a baby computer call his father? Data.