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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
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Why did the Java developer teach his young kids about single quotes?
Because they build character.
My daughter made me proud today.
She used a strongly scented soap, and my wife complained. My daughter replied, 'You need to stop being so scentsitive.'
Me to my daughter: I know everything.
Daughter: Oh yeah, prove it! Me: I will later. *Later* Daughter: Dad can I have *friend's name* over? Me: No. Daughter: Why not? Me: Because I KNOW everything. If looks could kill, I'd be a ghost.
Why was the little cookie sad?
His mother was a wafer so long.
A Jewish son tells his father he is moving out. A year later, he tells his father he converted to Christianity.
The father calls his friend and learns his son also converted. Both call the rabbi, who says his son also converted! They call God, who replies, 'You won’t believe this...'
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left?
Bison!