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My son asked me to put his shoes on
But I don't think they'll fit me
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We have the perfect dad-son relationship.
You're my son, and I'm perfect!
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I burst into tears. Eleven years old, and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
My kids should have been born in a different decade because
it's cheaper by the dozen.
My wife said she’s divorcing me for being too un-American.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school?
"Bison."
Why was the little cookie sad?
His mother was a wafer so long.