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When does a joke turn into a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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Today, my son asked, 'Can I have a bookmark?'
I burst into tears. Eleven years old, and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
I asked my 9-year-old son what he learned in school today.
He said, 'Apparently not enough, because I have to go back tomorrow.'
Why is the accountant also good at being a parent?
Having kids is taxing!
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What parenting style do dads like best?
Improvising!
My daughter made me proud today.
She used a strongly scented soap, and my wife complained. My daughter replied, 'You need to stop being so scentsitive.'