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Why is the accountant also good at being a parent?
Having kids is taxing!
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My daughter made me proud today.
She used a strongly scented soap, and my wife complained. My daughter replied, 'You need to stop being so scentsitive.'
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's popcorn?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
"Bison!"
What did the buffalo say to her son on the first day of school?
"Bison."
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years.
I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
My wife and I took a 1000-mile road trip to see our family. My uncle asked if we took turns driving on the way up.
I replied, 'Yeah. It was too hard to get here in a straight line.'