What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?

Bored games.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 upToday, my son asked, 'Can I have a bookmark?' I burst into tears. Eleven years old, and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.I like telling Dad jokes Sometimes he laughsWhy did Dad burn the Hawaiian Pizza? He should have used Aloha temperatureWhat did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.