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What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
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I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up
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I like telling Dad jokes
Sometimes he laughs
Why did Dad burn the Hawaiian Pizza?
He should have used Aloha temperature
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left?
Bison!
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.