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It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke" if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday.
That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
I love telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs.
Me to my daughter: I know everything.
Daughter: Oh yeah, prove it! Me: I will later. *Later* Daughter: Dad can I have *friend's name* over? Me: No. Daughter: Why not? Me: Because I KNOW everything. If looks could kill, I'd be a ghost.
How many dads does it take to get you to clean your room?
One, but it takes 18 years!
I don't tell dad jokes that often.
But when I do, he usually laughs.
Why did the Java developer teach his young kids about single quotes?
Because they build character.