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Why didn’t the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?
I asked him and he said, “I still love vista, baby.”
I love all my children the same.
Except for the one that sleeps… I love that one more.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
My kids should have been born in a different decade because
it's cheaper by the dozen.
Today, my son asked, 'Can I have a bookmark?'
I burst into tears. Eleven years old, and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
Why did the Java developer teach his young kids about single quotes?
Because they build character.