Why didn’t the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10?

I asked him and he said, “I still love vista, baby.”

More dad jokes you'll groan at

My wife and I took a 1000-mile road trip to see our family. My uncle asked if we took turns driving on the way up. I replied, 'Yeah. It was too hard to get here in a straight line.'What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?My daughter made me proud today. She used a strongly scented soap, and my wife complained. My daughter replied, 'You need to stop being so scentsitive.'My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.My wife asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' to her I said, 'Maybe...'It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke" if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.