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It's spicy: universal dad code for
"I don't want to share."
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Why did the kid stock up on yeast?
He wanted to make some dough.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
We have the perfect dad-son relationship.
You're my son, and I'm perfect!
Me to my daughter: I know everything.
Daughter: Oh yeah, prove it! Me: I will later. *Later* Daughter: Dad can I have *friend's name* over? Me: No. Daughter: Why not? Me: Because I KNOW everything. If looks could kill, I'd be a ghost.