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Why couldn't the dad help his son put his shoes on?
They weren't the dad's size!
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Are my kids perfect?
No, but we can blame mom for that one!
Why did Dad burn the Hawaiian Pizza?
He should have used Aloha temperature
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Time to go to sweep.
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards?
His kid asked him to sit on the deck
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
My wife and I took a 1000-mile road trip to see our family. My uncle asked if we took turns driving on the way up.
I replied, 'Yeah. It was too hard to get here in a straight line.'