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How do you cook an alligator?
With a croc-pot.
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What would you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches.
What kind of coffee does a vampire drink?
De-coffin-ated.
Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
It's pasteurized before you can even see it.
What do sprinters eat before they race?
Nothing. They fast.