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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
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What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me?
What kind of car does an egg drive?
A yolkswagen.
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Spoiled milk.
What do you call cheese that's not yours.
Nacho cheese 🧀🧀
When does a sandwich cook?
When it’s bakin’ lettuce and tomato! 🥓🥬🍅