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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.
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A man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said, 'Does the animal talk?'
And the parrot replied, 'I don't know.'
How can you tell if a pig is hot?
It's bacon.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a butcher knife?
A pork chop.
How do birds learn to fly?
They wing it.
Why did the elephant quit his job?
He was working for peanuts.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"Why the long face?"