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More dad jokes you'll groan at
Kid: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" Dad: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!"
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How can you mend a broken pumpkin?
Use a pumpkin patch
Why was the traffic light late to work?
It took too long to change.
I just flew in from California.
Boy, are my arms tired!
How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap?
It was on sail.