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I just flew in from California.
Boy, are my arms tired!
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The Satisfactory.
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Well, he got 12 months!
What has a spine but no bones?
A book.
What did the nose tell the finger?
Stop picking on me!
Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet?
Because he always got lost at “C.”