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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
Why did the birthday boy wrap himself in paper?
He wanted to live in the present.
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
What vegetables are a sailor’s enemies?
Leeks
What's the loudest pet you can own?
A trumpet.