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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger…
// And then it hit me.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador 🐶
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Someone told me that I should write a book
That's a novel concept