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Why did the girl toss a clock out the window?
She wanted to see time fly.
What's a crafty dancer's favorite hobby?
Cutting a rug
How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack
Stop looking for the perfect match
Use a lighter
What has five toes and isn't your foot?
My foot.