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What's a crafty dancer's favorite hobby?
Cutting a rug
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How do you get a squirrel's attention?
Act like a nut.
Sundays are always a little sad
But the day before is a sadder day
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He thought he could socket to him.
Two friends are walking down the street thinking of something to do. One friend turns to the other and says, "Let's go get a drink, there's this new place that does THE best punch you'll ever drink."
So they make their way to the bar and walk straight up to the bartender "Bartender, two glasses of your best punch please." The bartender replies in a stern voice, "If you want some punch you're gonna have to get in line like everybody else." The friends turn and look around but there's no punch line…
What did the sink tell the toilet?
You look flushed!