Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He thought he could socket to him.

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Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other's a little lighter Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.