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Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
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Ireland's capital is the fastest growing city.
Every year it's Dublin.
Two friends are walking down the street thinking of something to do. One friend turns to the other and says, "Let's go get a drink, there's this new place that does THE best punch you'll ever drink."
So they make their way to the bar and walk straight up to the bartender "Bartender, two glasses of your best punch please." The bartender replies in a stern voice, "If you want some punch you're gonna have to get in line like everybody else." The friends turn and look around but there's no punch line…
I told my girlfriend she drew on her eyebrows too high
She seemed surprised
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.