I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

More dad jokes you'll groan at

How does dry skin affect you at work? You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.Why does the golfer wear two pants? In case they get a hole in one Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.I enjoy telling bad puns. That's just how eye roll.Why couldn't the tree get on his computer? Because he could not log on.Why can't Chuck Norris use the internet? Because he won't submit.