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How does dry skin affect you at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
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Do you know what’s odd?
Every other number.
What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
What did the array say after it was extended?
Stop objectifying me.
The batteries are flat.
No, they’re round
Why is it bad to iron your four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.