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What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What's a zebra?
A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What did one plate say to another plate?
Tonight, dinner's on me.
Kid: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" Dad: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!"
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What's the most detail-oriented ocean?
The Pacific
What word can you make shorter by adding two letters?
Short.