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What's the most detail-oriented ocean?
The Pacific
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When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Where was King David’s temple located?
Beside his ear.
What state is known for its small drinks?
Minnesota.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumby.
I used to hate facial hair
But then it grew on me
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don’t see sharp.